batmanisagatewaydrug:

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

(via the-pigeon-king)

svioletg:

butchyena:

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

(via ialwaysknewyouwerepunk)

johndoe-lesbo:

do not. Sell my husband twelve fascinating issues of Zoobooks and the Tiger Poster.

ALT

(via the-good-luck-anomaly)

bathroomcube:

constantly feeling like a fish out of water everywhere you go unless you’re intoxicated is actually a sign of being god’s favorite

(via arecipeforfeels)

schoolhater:

ALT

hey guys this is an urgent campaign to get a little boy surgery and therapy to save his life. the goal is super achievable, just 250 usd. i’ve seen people raise more in minutes so i know we can do this. the linked tweet is from a gazan woman who evacuated last year, so i trust her.

(via gayjomarch)

literallymechanical:

1hoverman0k:

guys do not type 32 x 25 into a calculator its so fucking scary

oh nooo

(via the-good-luck-anomaly)

akashicrecord:

evil One Direction: bitch you fuck up my world like nobody else

(via princeofbluh)

jdididydog:

happiest:

can I stay in bed until 2025

Wake up bitch

(via mushroom--soup)

kawaiite-mage:

(via twunkboyfriend)

beetledrink:

brucebocchi:

beetledrink:

i went to dumbass island and everyone knew you by name

what were you doing on dumbass island

evading extradition

(via brucebocchi)